PIKEY SCUMMY CHAVNESS!

Particularly, pikey scummy WYCOMBE chavness!
The Boyf and I pride ourselves on the fact that we are not scummy chavs. Preferring Marlow, for High Wycombe. Some may say we are snobs, but to be honest, I dont care, those people probably work in Wilkos, claim benefits and sit picking their arses all day, whilst having their 15 multi coloured children running riot throughout Buckinghamshire.

So, not only was it bad enough that we were burgled 2 weeks after moving into our house together, Boyf getting his car stolen and me having my office broken into, within about 6 weeks of each other, ... our lovely garden heater was also nicked by some skanky little tea leaf over the weekend.

Now, this may seem like a petty complaint, but it was a prize my Boyf won from work and we were both so excited about it, as it is worth about £300 and looks fab in the garden. Not to mention the fact it almost could tan you very easily with the huge amount of heat that bad boy kicks out!!!

So - if you are walking around and you happen to see someone walking around with a nice patio heater sticking out of their pocket...please kick their asses, and tell them I hope their thieving little hands get really burned, or the heater blows up in their faces!!!!

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