Thursday, July 21, 2005

Are we all Pissheads??

Yesterday, over football a friend of mine discussed the subject of beer with a few of his friends. One of them suddenly claimed that beer contains female hormones. After we had a few digs at him over this stupid remark we decided to scientifically test the matter. So, each of them drank – for purely scientific reasons – 10 beers.

At the end of those 10 rounds we established the following:

1. We had put on weight.
2. We talked a lot without actually saying anything.
3. We had problems driving a car.
4. It was simply impossible to have an even remotely logical thought.
5. We were unable to admit that we were wrong even when it was blatantly obvious that we were.
6. Each of us believed he was the centre of the Universe.
7. We had headaches and no desire for sex.
8. Our emotions were difficult to control.
9. We held each other’s hands.
10. And to top it all: We had to go to the toilet every 10 minutes and all went together at the same time.

No further explanations needed!!!

Beer does contain female hormones.


Women are constantly pissed!

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