Should I be Offended?

I am often told I hold a slight resemblance to Jodie Marsh. Now, most of the time, I want to punch the person who has said this to me, as she is probably, by far, the most disgraceful human being to EVER walk into the Ivy.
She is common, slutty and insists on walking around like she has been tangoed.
this is no exception to the rule!

And not only that, my fashion sense is a LOT better, and I do not have that much cellulite on my legs!!